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  "They Used to Call Him Smokey; As the Surgeon General pointed out earlier this year, smoking is addictive-a very tough habit to break. With that in mind, lay off quoting the death statistics. Instead, provide patience, encouragement-and maybe some chewing gum. Before long, he'll answer to "Teddy.""

  Angry bear with button that says he's just quit smoking and to bear with him
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  "In Financial Straits?; A regular savings plan can help navigate troubled waters."

  Person navigating boat in the middle of a storm
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  "Personal Responsibility; Is Someone Else Pulling Your Strings?"

  Pinnochio sitting on a windowsill
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  ""Gosh, but you've got a Beautiful Figure."; Time has run out on sexual harassment."

  Clock and hourglass talking in a shop
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  "It's Really Spooky How Well I Drive After A Few Beers"

  Graveyard with headstone that warns about danger of driving while drunk and shows that when you are drunk you overestimate your ability to drive well, steering wheel behind the headstone showing driving towards death
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  "Butt Out; Good Advice For Those Who Want To Quit."

  Cigarette butt being extinguished
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  "Any way you cut it...you hold the winning hand (See your voting officer)"

  Military uniform holding cards with words vote and register
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  "Loose chips sink ships, disable tanks, ground planes, etc., etc.; Careful what you put on the web."

  Computer screen with puzzle pieces putting together the classified mission information
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  "Road Rage; Defuse the situation before it explodes"

  Bomb driving on the road
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  "Hey, I eat from the four basic food groups daily...salt, sugar, caffeine, and saturated fat; Funny guy. Funny shape. Funny line. Eat from the real food groups, so your punch lines don't show below the belt. Never clown around with good nutrition."

  Clown doing a comedy skit on a stage
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  "Pinocchio was wrong; Only a blockhead would believe that there are no supporting strings in life. Use these personal rules to live by, and they'll keep you straight. Pinocchio kindled himself for a while, but it only made his nose grow. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY: Something you must live with."

  Pinocchio sitting in the windowsill of Geppetto's shop
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  "Which picture doesn't belong?; You're right. The sexist pig is still alive. If you find yourself in its path, squeal all the way up the chain of command."

  Dodo bird and dinosour and pig
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  "Which picture doesn't belong?; You're right. The sexist pig is still alive. If you find yourself in its path, squeal all the way up the chain of command."

  Dodo bird and dinosour and pig
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  "Little Scraps Can Add Up to a Whale of a Lot; You may not be a little fish in a big pond, but you must do your part to safeguard classified materials. That minnow of information you inadvertently let loose may be the catch-of-the-day for some trolling listener. And, that's no fish story."

  Whale eating scraps of paper with information on it in the ocean
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  "Denial Is Not A River In Egypt; It's the best way to protect yourself from AIDS"

  Egyptian message, heiroglyphic
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  "ex-PRESS yourself...through exercise, balanced diet and proper rest."

  Man being squeezed
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  "The Answer Is: Wrestling Over the Remote Control.; And the Question: How do potatoes get their exercise?"

  Potatoes sitting on the couch drinking soda and eating popcorn in front of the TV
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  "For Lunch? Oh, you know..."The Usual."; The meal may not be well-rounded, but you soon will be."

  Burger, soda and fries man with a fat shadow
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  "It's a hard habit to break; Feed the Bear; A lot of encouragement...and maybe a little gum."

  Bear in clothes with a sign that says "I Quit Smoking" with cigarettes with a line through them